Here's a tip for everyone....

Never eat Power Bar energy bars. More importantly, never wash them down with Mountain Dew. I should also add that you should never underestimate the freakish power of a *insert quoting gestures here* "Power Bar". So I was at work yesterday, contemplating which snack to buy on my break. Usually, a slim-fast trail mix granola bar does the trick just fine, but yesterday, fate intervened, and I decided on a "Power Bar" instead (mainly to save myself 3 grams of fat, but I digress..). I should have known better.. perhaps the words 'power' and 'energy' didn't sink in... 30 minutes, 2/3 of a chocolate Power Bar, and a Mountain Dew later, I'm seriously thinking my heart is about to explode. Only then did I decide to read the package... Only then did I find that you're not supposed to have any extra sources of caffeine with said "Power Bar" (by now you should have picked up on my anger towards the Power Bar). You're also supposed to have some sort of energy exerting activity planned before eating a "Power Bar". This does not mean standing around in a Walmart 1-Hour Photo Lab with no film to develop... waiting for customers to come around. So after several hours of re-enacting every Cornholio scene known to the Beavis and Butthead world, I went home and passed out. So ended my hellish experience with the power bar, or should I say... SATAN'S WHATCHAMACALLIT!! FIN!