Why do I always end up driving behind people who think they have to break at the slightest curve?! 'You better slow it down Fred, we're already going all of 15 miles an hour, we don't want to run off the road' AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! There's nothing like getting behind ^that guy, and then getting passed by the 16 year old dumb shit in a neon purple toyota, driving in warp speed. Last time I checked, we weren't in Super Mario world, damn it.
...And is there EVER a good reason to go less than the speed limit (other than car problems or weather conditions)? No there is not. Enough said.
Let's not forget Mr. I'm-gonna-speed-up-when-you-try-to-pass-me, or Miss Under-5-feet-tall-blonde-fairy-lookin' woman driving a empty 15 passenger SUV, and taking up the entire road, or Mr. I-don't-understand-the-importance-of-turn-signals.
Now let's talk about Mr. I'm-too-busy-to-pay-attention-to-the-way-I'm-driving... This one really takes the cake.
Someone so engrossed in what they're doing, that they forget that they're also supposed to be driving a car. 'You mean it doesn't drive itself? Pffft! Yeah right!'
I actually encountered this one earlier. Pulled out of a used car lot directly in front of me. When I say 'directly in front of me' I don't mean that he was trying to beat the traffic, so he cut me off and went on. No of course not. I mean that the front of his car was sticking out halfway into my lane. And why you ask? Because, and I shit you not.. he was SNIFFING HIS FINGERS. I was so pissed off at the fact that he almost caused a big hairy wreck, that I didn't even laugh at the fact that this dumbass was sniffing his fingers. He didn't even stop that when I almost hit him. ASS!!
...And is there EVER a good reason to go less than the speed limit (other than car problems or weather conditions)? No there is not. Enough said.
Let's not forget Mr. I'm-gonna-speed-up-when-you-try-to-pass-me, or Miss Under-5-feet-tall-blonde-fairy-lookin' woman driving a empty 15 passenger SUV, and taking up the entire road, or Mr. I-don't-understand-the-importance-of-turn-signals.
Now let's talk about Mr. I'm-too-busy-to-pay-attention-to-the-way-I'm-driving... This one really takes the cake.
Someone so engrossed in what they're doing, that they forget that they're also supposed to be driving a car. 'You mean it doesn't drive itself? Pffft! Yeah right!'
I actually encountered this one earlier. Pulled out of a used car lot directly in front of me. When I say 'directly in front of me' I don't mean that he was trying to beat the traffic, so he cut me off and went on. No of course not. I mean that the front of his car was sticking out halfway into my lane. And why you ask? Because, and I shit you not.. he was SNIFFING HIS FINGERS. I was so pissed off at the fact that he almost caused a big hairy wreck, that I didn't even laugh at the fact that this dumbass was sniffing his fingers. He didn't even stop that when I almost hit him. ASS!!
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