Slashed my friend list. All bloody-like... oooo scary.

Slashed my friend list. All bloody-like... oooo scary.

Yeah, I got a little overzealous with the delete button. Ah who cares! It was fun at the time!

So if I deleted you, and I shouldn't have.. You know, if you actually care that I deleted you, send me an invite and I'll add ya back.

... it's possible that I miss you.

I'm re-doing Halloween...

Yes that's right. Mine sucked turds. Thus, Halloween version 2.0 will commence one dark and gloomy night in the near future... meaning sometime after I get paid. HA! as for the FAQ...

Q: Hey Kari... will there be booze at this party?
A: Umm let's see.... *thinking face*........YES. LOTS. Most of it is for me, but perhaps I could spare a shot or two.

Q: But Kari, why not just wait until next Halloween?
A: Jeez, I don't know.. Maybe cause that would be stupid! Do not question me! I RULE YOU!

Q: This "Halloween v.2.0" sounds like a swingin' bash... am I invited?
A: Probably not.... because you probably had a great Halloween... in which case, BITE ME!

Q: But Kari, I'll bring you a bottle of your favorite vodka, and some Totino's pizza rolls..
A: Fine.. throw in a box of fudge rounds, and you've got yourself a deal.

Q: Hey Kari... more than one Butthead would be Buttheads... but would more than one Beavis be Beavises, or Beavi??
A: I don't know man, I just don't know. Been trying to answer that one for years! I'm thinking 'Beavi', ya know, like how the plural of cactus is cacti... *sigh* Perhaps we'll never know.

AND THAT'S A FAQ, JACK!!!!

Moving on...Work has been pretty good. I'm 2 weeks in, and even though I've got the new job-mind freeze, it's a hell of a lot better than Walmart. I'm up to my eyebrows in cell phone procedures, codes, programs, training videos, yadda yadda. Frankly, this little wad of gum I affectionately refer to as 'my brain', is having a hard time keeping up... and I've still got 4 weeks to go! Apparently, we haven't even scratched the surface yet. Eeek

Yeah, just a little uneasy about that..So for the first time in years, I actually feel challenged by my job. Kinda forgot what that was like... guess I'd turned into some kind of retail robot. I only just snapped out of that last Sunday... I woke up at 9am, thinking about all the things I could do that day, instead of being mega pissed off to be awake that early. Eh well, the people are nice, the building doesn't stink like chili powder, the benefits are good, and I can actually see a future here. Plus, pretty soon I'll be able to buy cute shoes anytime I damn well feel like it. Yup, I think I'll stay.

Answer me this...

Did this guy just throw his dog at the camera? or is he cheering the dog on cause it can jump really high?? Yeah, I don't know either.

Digging in the Dirt...

Had to dig a little grave today. Yesterday I was taking care of five kittens... today I'm taking care of three and frankly I'm getting tired of holding a dying kitten, making sure it's all warm and cozy, and loved. I can't stand to let a kitten (okay, anything) die cold and alone. Suffice it to say my cat's a total farkin' deadbeat. Ahh.. off to more bottle feedings..

........

"'Is there anybody there?' said the Traveller,
Knocking on the moonlit door;
And his horse in the silence champed the grasses
Of the forest's ferny floor:
And a bird flew up out of the turret,
Above the Traveller's head
And he smote upon the door again a second time;
'Is there anybody there?' he said.
But no one descended to the Traveller;
No head from the leaf-fringed sill
Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes,
Where he stood perplexed and still.
But only a host of phantom listeners
That dwelt in the lone house then
Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight
To that voice from the world of men:
Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair,
That goes down to the empty hall,
Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken
By the lonely Traveller's call.
And he felt in his heart their strangeness,
Their stillness answering his cry,
While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf,
'Neath the starred and leafy sky;
For he suddenly smote on the door, even
Louder, and lifted his head:-
'Tell them I came, and no one answered,
That I kept my word,' he said.
Never the least stir made the listeners,
Though every word he spake
Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house
From the one man left awake:
Ay, they heard his foot upon the stirrup,
And the sound of iron on stone,
And how the silence surged softly backward,
When the plunging hoofs were gone."

"Excuse me, Are you the Judean People's Front??...Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!"

Ya know, I started this blog thinking I actually had something to talk about. But I don't Damn I'm bored. Lonely and bored. Bored and lonely. Oh well While I'm wallowing in my boredom, do me a favor... click HERE and listen to the new Devildriver songs. They're awesome. Trust me. You'll love them. Buy the album when it comes out. It's starting to rain now. I'm gonna go light some candles, listen to Journey's greatest hits, and re-evaluate my life.

Mmmmmm Boooooooze.....

Alcohol Knowledge Test Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (104). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% proof You scored higher than 90% beer index You scored higher than 90% wine index You scored higher than 98% liquor index

Here's a little ditty I wrote in jail...

okay maybe not. but something funny happened the other day. There I was at work, minding my own business, when this guy walks past my department... alright, I know that's not funny, but I'm getting there! Stay with me! so he walks by, and I thought he looked a little familiar. It was then I realized he was from Myspace... not only is he on myspace, but he has pictures of his ass on here too. HAHA! I just wanted to point and yell.. 'DUDE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I'VE SEEN YOUR ASS!!!' it was so strange.. there he was with his little shopping cart, trolling for bargains, and all I could think about was how I've seen his ass. Ya know, I guess that could be said for several walmart shoppers, considering the kind of pictures I have to develop every day... but somehow this was different. and funnier.. hahahaha