Q: Hey Kari... will there be booze at this party?
A: Umm let's see.... *thinking face*........YES. LOTS. Most of it is for me, but perhaps I could spare a shot or two.
Q: But Kari, why not just wait until next Halloween?
A: Jeez, I don't know.. Maybe cause that would be stupid! Do not question me! I RULE YOU!
Q: This "Halloween v.2.0" sounds like a swingin' bash... am I invited?
A: Probably not.... because you probably had a great Halloween... in which case, BITE ME!
Q: But Kari, I'll bring you a bottle of your favorite vodka, and some Totino's pizza rolls..
A: Fine.. throw in a box of fudge rounds, and you've got yourself a deal.
Q: Hey Kari... more than one Butthead would be Buttheads... but would more than one Beavis be Beavises, or Beavi??
A: I don't know man, I just don't know. Been trying to answer that one for years! I'm thinking 'Beavi', ya know, like how the plural of cactus is cacti... *sigh* Perhaps we'll never know.
AND THAT'S A FAQ, JACK!!!!
Moving on...Work has been pretty good. I'm 2 weeks in, and even though I've got the new job-mind freeze, it's a hell of a lot better than Walmart. I'm up to my eyebrows in cell phone procedures, codes, programs, training videos, yadda yadda. Frankly, this little wad of gum I affectionately refer to as 'my brain', is having a hard time keeping up... and I've still got 4 weeks to go! Apparently, we haven't even scratched the surface yet. Eeek
Yeah, just a little uneasy about that..So for the first time in years, I actually feel challenged by my job. Kinda forgot what that was like... guess I'd turned into some kind of retail robot. I only just snapped out of that last Sunday... I woke up at 9am, thinking about all the things I could do that day, instead of being mega pissed off to be awake that early. Eh well, the people are nice, the building doesn't stink like chili powder, the benefits are good, and I can actually see a future here. Plus, pretty soon I'll be able to buy cute shoes anytime I damn well feel like it. Yup, I think I'll stay.
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