hahaha.......eeeeeeeew....

So I got my first 'guy-too-cheap-to-pay-for-a-900-number' call today.

Yup, that's right. It started off innocent enough, the first thing he said was how nice my voice is.. (strangely enough, I hear that all the time. I guess I try really hard to sound nice at work.haha). Then he's asking me if he'll get charged for the phone he just sent back in, and I'm trying to look through the notes on his account to see when all this happened. In the meantime, he's babbling on about flirting and how I sound cute, and how I don't sound like I'm from Kentucky (probably cause I'm not. HA!), and am I married, and yadda yadda yadda, bla la la... I usually let people ramble while I'm trying to look at their account anyway, so I wasn't paying much attention.

Then he asks me if we tape our phone calls... so like an ass I say 'I'm not really sure which ones they tape, they don't tell us'.... yeah, that was pretty much asking for it. I know that now. But honestly, what kind of cheap bastard gets his jollies from call center reps?! Ick!

So then, he's asking me stuff like what I look like, and I'm trying to dodge the questions by saying crap like 'geez I don't know, I'm not good at describing myself' (which isn't a lie anyways, but I digress), then he starts guessing.

"What color hair? Black? Blonde? Brown?" ....ok brown.

"Eyes? Blue? Green?"... *sigh* green

"Weight?".........HA! like I'm gonna tell that! pfft! I should have just asked him if he'd ever seen the video for 'Sweet Emotion'. That probably woulda shut him up real quick!

"Hmmm, okay, I have other questions, can you help me?..." to that I said only if you wanna know about cellphones.

in between all these questions, he's saying other things that just seem like he's trying to make me talk.... and the way he was talking leads me to believe he wasn't just sitting there picking his nose.

Talk about making me feel dirty.. and not even in a good way. j/k

then he's got the grapes to ask me about my boobs. HA! I don't discuss the girls with anyone. So I basically just asked him if there was anything he wanted to know about cellphones, and I'm not even sure I let him answer before I said thank you for calling yadda yadda.. goodbye.

Now this is one of the only things I don't like about my job.. Normally I would of just hung up on the guy, but I'm not allowed to hang up on a customer. I have to try and help him (with his cellphone. cellphone!!!).

Ah, all in a days work