I wish more people did this, I know I like reading random crap about others...
~My favorite color is metallic blue
~I'm a Leo
~I hate those religious pamphlets that look like $20 bills.
~I hate the people who give out religious pamphlets that look like $20 bills.
~I'm in a good mood 95% of the time.
~I use the words Bitchin' and Sweet.... a lot
~I have a giant list of words and phrases I find funny, and would laugh at in any given moment.
~I made an ass of myself on the 'Mr. Cartoon' show, circa 1988. Thank god my parents accidentally taped over it with an episode of Geraldo.
~I am not a morning person. Any attempts to converse with me in the morning are completely futile.
~I don't like spending money... unless it's on shoes... and then only if they're really cool. *cough*NewRock*cough*
~Another strange money related Kari fact -- If I don't have any money, all the things that I like to do are automatically pushed to the forgotten crevices of my brain.. like sleep mode or something. For the simple fact that it sucks to think about all the things you want to do, but don't have the $$ for, and I'm not about to spend someone else's money on something I want to do. As soon as there's money in my pocket, it all comes flooding back. How weird is that?!
~I don't like talking on the phone. Probably the only chick who doesn't.
~People who leech off the government, or don't bathe piss me off.
~Close-minded people royally piss me off.
~I am deathly afraid of bears and sharks.
~I can't stand touching ice cubes. *shudder*
~I've got a story for everything.
~I named my old car Roxanne cause the interior lights were red.
~I hate food noises, or any gross noises in general.
~Contrary to popular belief, I am not on drugs, nor have I ever voluntarily done drugs.
~I always wonder what people are thinking when they look at me. I hope it isn't 'Damn, she's ugly!' that would suck!
~I love the word 'Pygmy' and try use it in general conversation as often as possible. EXAMPLE: "Bob was attacked by a rabid pygmy goat, and if we can't get the antidote, he'll turn into a pygmy goat at midnight... damn pygmy goats."
~I can't stand asking for help.
~It's nearly impossible to offend me, unless you're just straight out making fun of someone.
~If I'm not thinking of anything in particular, I end up looking totally pissed off. I guess this unnerves some people. Like it's my fault! I promise I'm not an evil bitch! Sometimes I catch myself, and I'll move my face around so I don't have the shoot to kill look.
~I'm a pack-rat.
~Sometimes I'll think of a song, and then get so into it that I start moving my head along with the music.
~My grandma has been dead for 14 years, but I still distinctly remember what she smelled like -- kleenex. Not fresh kleenex, but the ones you keep crumpled up in your coat pocket just in case. It bothers me that I can't remember her voice.
~My other grandma died 3 years ago, and when my dad called to tell me, I was in the middle of a dream about her funeral.
~My eyes are green, but there's some brown in there too, which has led to several arguments about what color they are. They're my eyes! I know what color they are!
~One of the coolest things I've ever seen was on the plane home from California, it was storming, I was listening to Led Zeppelin - Kashmir, and the lightning was going along with the song. Being in the sky, and watching it all light up like that probably kept me from having a coronary.
~I can't stand to cry. I'm pretty good at keeping it together unless someone tries to hug me. It's like, if I look like I'm gonna cry, don't touch me unless you're prepared to have me latched on to you for a while. I can say from experience.. most people aren't prepared for that.
~I love coffee, but I'm stupid when it comes to all this latte and espresso crap. Just give me regular coffee dammit!
~I was in girlscouts, but only for the cookies.
~My dog growls at anyone who tries to wake me up too early.
~I looooove theme parks.
~I can't eat in complete silence. I just can't. I need background noise.
~I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. I'm the baby
~I'm afraid of spiders, and if I kill one, I have to hide the body so it's little spider family won't seek revenge a la 'Arachnophobia'.
~I can't stand people who don't have a sense of humor.
~I can find humor in anything, but I also know when to be serious.
~I'm very sarcastic, and I've realized that not everyone is like that. There are also lots of people out there who can't take a joke. I hate those people.
~I love ranch salad dressing, and most anything ranch flavored.
~Trish has been my best friend for over 10 years
~My best guy friend is in his 50's, and one of the coolest people I've ever met.
~I can't dance. I'm even bad at slow dancing. The last guy I danced with told me just to stand on his feet and he'd do all the work. Talk about making me feel like an ass!!
~I love playing in the rain, but I never do it, because nobody else likes getting drenched in a downpour, and I don't want to do it by myself.
~ I have noticeable trouble saying 'Saturday Night Live'.
~I love trying foreign candy and fruit. I'm not into weird meats though. You should always know what you're eating when it comes to meats.
~I am a jerky fiend though.. beef, chicken, turkey.. it's all good.
~Overly sexual people bug me. Like they learned their entire vocabulary from a cheesy romance novel. You just don't use words like 'tender', 'juicy' etc.. unless you're talking about steak. Even then it still bugs me. Don't get me wrong here, I'm a total perv, but there's a time and place for everything, ya know?
~I think one of the best accessories is a pair of cool sunglasses.
~I've never seen a guy look bad in a military uniform or a tux.
~I can't use a public bathroom if the cracks between the stall doors are too wide. I've actually had nightmares about that.
~I'm somewhat ashamed of the fact that I sometimes confuse Star Wars afficianados with Star Trek fans. I'm sure calling a star wars fan a trekkie would be considered blasphemous enough to have me burned at the stake.
~I'm really good at figuring out who or what people look like. It's a blessing and a curse though, as no one ever wants to hear about the woman I worked with who looked like a cross between Gene Simmons and Rob Schneider.
FIN!!
~My favorite color is metallic blue
~I'm a Leo
~I hate those religious pamphlets that look like $20 bills.
~I hate the people who give out religious pamphlets that look like $20 bills.
~I'm in a good mood 95% of the time.
~I use the words Bitchin' and Sweet.... a lot
~I have a giant list of words and phrases I find funny, and would laugh at in any given moment.
~I made an ass of myself on the 'Mr. Cartoon' show, circa 1988. Thank god my parents accidentally taped over it with an episode of Geraldo.
~I am not a morning person. Any attempts to converse with me in the morning are completely futile.
~I don't like spending money... unless it's on shoes... and then only if they're really cool. *cough*NewRock*cough*
~Another strange money related Kari fact -- If I don't have any money, all the things that I like to do are automatically pushed to the forgotten crevices of my brain.. like sleep mode or something. For the simple fact that it sucks to think about all the things you want to do, but don't have the $$ for, and I'm not about to spend someone else's money on something I want to do. As soon as there's money in my pocket, it all comes flooding back. How weird is that?!
~I don't like talking on the phone. Probably the only chick who doesn't.
~People who leech off the government, or don't bathe piss me off.
~Close-minded people royally piss me off.
~I am deathly afraid of bears and sharks.
~I can't stand touching ice cubes. *shudder*
~I've got a story for everything.
~I named my old car Roxanne cause the interior lights were red.
~I hate food noises, or any gross noises in general.
~Contrary to popular belief, I am not on drugs, nor have I ever voluntarily done drugs.
~I always wonder what people are thinking when they look at me. I hope it isn't 'Damn, she's ugly!' that would suck!
~I love the word 'Pygmy' and try use it in general conversation as often as possible. EXAMPLE: "Bob was attacked by a rabid pygmy goat, and if we can't get the antidote, he'll turn into a pygmy goat at midnight... damn pygmy goats."
~I can't stand asking for help.
~It's nearly impossible to offend me, unless you're just straight out making fun of someone.
~If I'm not thinking of anything in particular, I end up looking totally pissed off. I guess this unnerves some people. Like it's my fault! I promise I'm not an evil bitch! Sometimes I catch myself, and I'll move my face around so I don't have the shoot to kill look.
~I'm a pack-rat.
~Sometimes I'll think of a song, and then get so into it that I start moving my head along with the music.
~My grandma has been dead for 14 years, but I still distinctly remember what she smelled like -- kleenex. Not fresh kleenex, but the ones you keep crumpled up in your coat pocket just in case. It bothers me that I can't remember her voice.
~My other grandma died 3 years ago, and when my dad called to tell me, I was in the middle of a dream about her funeral.
~My eyes are green, but there's some brown in there too, which has led to several arguments about what color they are. They're my eyes! I know what color they are!
~One of the coolest things I've ever seen was on the plane home from California, it was storming, I was listening to Led Zeppelin - Kashmir, and the lightning was going along with the song. Being in the sky, and watching it all light up like that probably kept me from having a coronary.
~I can't stand to cry. I'm pretty good at keeping it together unless someone tries to hug me. It's like, if I look like I'm gonna cry, don't touch me unless you're prepared to have me latched on to you for a while. I can say from experience.. most people aren't prepared for that.
~I love coffee, but I'm stupid when it comes to all this latte and espresso crap. Just give me regular coffee dammit!
~I was in girlscouts, but only for the cookies.
~My dog growls at anyone who tries to wake me up too early.
~I looooove theme parks.
~I can't eat in complete silence. I just can't. I need background noise.
~I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. I'm the baby
~I'm afraid of spiders, and if I kill one, I have to hide the body so it's little spider family won't seek revenge a la 'Arachnophobia'.
~I can't stand people who don't have a sense of humor.
~I can find humor in anything, but I also know when to be serious.
~I'm very sarcastic, and I've realized that not everyone is like that. There are also lots of people out there who can't take a joke. I hate those people.
~I love ranch salad dressing, and most anything ranch flavored.
~Trish has been my best friend for over 10 years
~My best guy friend is in his 50's, and one of the coolest people I've ever met.
~I can't dance. I'm even bad at slow dancing. The last guy I danced with told me just to stand on his feet and he'd do all the work. Talk about making me feel like an ass!!
~I love playing in the rain, but I never do it, because nobody else likes getting drenched in a downpour, and I don't want to do it by myself.
~ I have noticeable trouble saying 'Saturday Night Live'.
~I love trying foreign candy and fruit. I'm not into weird meats though. You should always know what you're eating when it comes to meats.
~I am a jerky fiend though.. beef, chicken, turkey.. it's all good.
~Overly sexual people bug me. Like they learned their entire vocabulary from a cheesy romance novel. You just don't use words like 'tender', 'juicy' etc.. unless you're talking about steak. Even then it still bugs me. Don't get me wrong here, I'm a total perv, but there's a time and place for everything, ya know?
~I think one of the best accessories is a pair of cool sunglasses.
~I've never seen a guy look bad in a military uniform or a tux.
~I can't use a public bathroom if the cracks between the stall doors are too wide. I've actually had nightmares about that.
~I'm somewhat ashamed of the fact that I sometimes confuse Star Wars afficianados with Star Trek fans. I'm sure calling a star wars fan a trekkie would be considered blasphemous enough to have me burned at the stake.
~I'm really good at figuring out who or what people look like. It's a blessing and a curse though, as no one ever wants to hear about the woman I worked with who looked like a cross between Gene Simmons and Rob Schneider.
FIN!!
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